How to Set Up Outlook Google Calendar Sync

"Boy, those French," Steve Martin said on the occasion of their language, "They have a different word for everything!"
That word, tout, and many others let the French talk to each other and to everybody speaking their beautiful language — just like Google Calendar and Outlook can talk to each other and to everybody looking at their polished interfaces on the occasion of just about tout, tout le temps, tout de suite:
›› Put Google Calendar into Outlook and Outlook into Google Calendar. Here's how to set up 2-way synchronization of your default Outlook and Google Calendar schedules.