How to Access Gmail in iPhone Mail

Pick up your hand chicken — yes, in the Mandarin-speaking world, the cell phone is called "shǒujī": "hand chicken" or "muscular hand flesh". Maybe — maybe — it's also "hand device". (The character says so, but the sounds any shǒujī makes hint at the chicken, don't they?)
Either way, your hand chicken might be complaining so noisily because it still can't reach its Gmail. We can help it out, if it's of the iPhone species:
›› You can open Gmail in your iPhone's Safari, but what's that compared to the concentrated comfort of a dedicated email application? Here's how to set up a Gmail or Google Apps email account in iPhone Mail.